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Wanky Candles
No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:
- Knob Cheese
- Sweaty Bollox
- Fanny Farts
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
About this product
- Choose one of three delightful varieties!
- Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
- Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
- Materials: wax, glass
- Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly
- Also note, there are various designs of labels stocked. You may receive a slightly different style.
What do you get
1 x Wanky Candles