Funny Greetings Card- Sh*t Just Got Real

Milk It For All Its Worth

New baby cards can be a bit twee, and if you're not really one for pastel teddy bears and corny quotes, this hilarious (and frankly apt) little card says it all! For those who aren't easily rattled, this funny greetings card is sure to raise a chortle when you offer your congratulations.

(Please not the text on your card will not be censored. I'm just putting an asterisk in there so we can pretend I'm not swearing in case my mum sees this.)

About The Product

• Time to hit the bottle!
• Don't worry, it's not inappropriate if the kid can't read yet
• Cool modern gender neutral design
• Blank inside
• Text on front will not be censored
• Made from high quality card stock
• Comes with envelope
• Measures approx. 12 cm x 17 cm

What Do You Get?

• 1 x Funny Greetings Card (Sh*t Just Got Real) with envelope