Dick Face Towel
If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this novelty dick face towel is what you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.
Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% polyester so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.
This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.
About The Product
- Made of 100% polyester and can be machine washed on a cool wash
- The perfect gift for any man
- Promotes hygiene and looks good while doing it!
- Embroidered 'Dick' and 'Face' on opposing sides of the towel
- For the man that has everything...he certainly doesn't have this
- Practical and funny towel!
- Measures aprox. 62 x 120 cm
What Do I Get?
- 1 x Dick Face towel
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Rosa
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mike donaldson
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**B from west yorkshire
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Alex Chapman