Cure for Farting in Bed
Imagine, if you will, this scenario: you're lying comfortably in bed, about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when your dearest darling partner lets one rip. The smell is so vile that you're forced to leave the room! Avoid such an unfortunate situation ever again with our Cure For Farting In Bed.
Endorsed by the esteemed and mythical Victorian quack, sorry, apothecary Dr William Barfrey, this flatulence remedy probably won't actually solve smelly farts but it will make them laugh.
This traditional herbal remedy is renowned for curing absolutely nothing at all. It might not relieve flatulence of the nocturnal variety but it is a wonderful bath time treat. The fictional Dr Barfrey's solution is simple - a long, luxurious soak in the bath with one of the 4 scented herbal balls provided. Either lie back in the refreshing oils or rub them into your skin like soap for a sure fire farting in bed cure! Well maybe not, but you will smell wonderful.
Presented in a beautifully decorated, vintage style box, this novelty Farting In Bed remedy is sure to raise a smile from whoever receives it! You won't suddenly be cured of smelly flatulence, but this fart gift is brilliantly funny and looks fantastic. A perfect present for any farting in bed fiends you know.
About this product
- Fantastic range of witty soothing products that will alleviate the stresses of modern day life!
- Boxes each contain 4 x scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the ball in the water whilst the hot water is running. You can rub the bag onto your skin like soap. Contents of each are: Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot.
- Each comes in a wonderfully illustrated box, endorsed by a different (fictional) doctor.
- Boxes measure approximately 12.5 x 7.5 x 3 cm - each scented herb ball measures approximately 3 cm in diameter.
- Suitable for anyone wanting to relieve stress and tension, whilst having a giggle at the idea of curing their personal problem.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH
What do you get?
- 4 x scented herb balls secured in a delicate cotton with a pretty string tie.
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