10 Things I Love About Sex Poster

Gift Of The Year Here We Cum!

Making the beast with two backs. Slamming the ham. Doing the four legged fox trot. Playing hide the sausage. Doing the mattress dance. Parking the beef bus in tuna town. Burying the weasel. Crashing the custard truck. Loading the clown into the cannon... Whatever you call it, the glorious game of sex is celebrated here in this salacious sex poster.

Part of the award-winning Trigife 10 Things I Love About... range, this porno poster details 10 of the things that are so wonderful about taking the bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest. You'll be only too delighted to pop this on the wall in a prominent place and make sure all guests to your home know just how much you enjoy a bit of bow-chika-wow-wow. Choose from Playful Purple or Raunchy Red colour schemes, with white text. Classic moments are commemorated in phrases such as 'Trying to get the condom on' and 'The after-glow cuddles'.

All the reasons were crowdsourced from our lovely team here at Trigife to make sure we found the top 10 things people generally enjoy about sex, with a wide range of responses expressing things like 'Texting about it all day before you see them' (explaining why Betty is always on her phone), 'The scramble to get your kit off' (much easier with the hip replacement now, eh Dorothy?) and 'Role play possibilities' (though Derek may have been referring to his Dungeons and Dragons club) . Sadly the responses 'Getting the TV remote when you fall asleep afterwards' and 'The thrill of wondering if my boss's wife is about to walk in' didn't quite make the top 10, but we hope there's something here to suit the majority of tastes.

About The Product

• Cheeky sex poster
• Great gift for your gran..diose friends
• Secret Santa for your boss
• Frame for extra and pop it on the wall
• Available in Raunchy Red or Playful Purple
• Frame colours: Black, White, Light Oak, Chestnut and Dark Oak (acrylic front, not glass)

**Please note that this cannot be personalised**

What Do You Get?

• 1 x 10 Things I Love About Sex Poster